What is Alpha Outpost?

DANIEL

CEO / Owner

Former US Army Infantry Drill Sergeant. Didn’t know shit about business so he read every book twice and worked like he was still on Drill Sergeant duty to get the mission started. His goal is to awaken the inner-warrior inside every man or woman.

To stand up for what is right even when it is hard.

Drink of Choice:

Double Vodka on the Rocks (minus the rocks)

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

I’d be Patient Zero aka the Zombie King

Interesting Facts:

Can shoot ambidextrous. Knows all the words to ‘Let it go’

ROB

COO / President

US Army veteran. Went to school for psychology and ended up in business some how. He’s a proud North Carolina Tarheel and will find a reason to remind you how awesome North Carolina is every day. Around the office he’s most likely going to be found terrorizing the other employees or scribbling nothingness on white boards.

Drink of Choice:

Rye Whiskey Old Fashioned

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

Remember that motorcycle from The Delta Force?

Interesting Facts:

Graduated High School in 3 years.

Was arrested for stealing his own TV.

He’s from the greatest state in the Union

BURT

Operations Manager

Was in the Air Force as a C-130 crew chief, it is for told that he was raised by wolves and has just recently been reintroduced to modern society. Attended college at SIU Carbondale and was a runner up homecoming king at SIU without knowing it. Played rugby for 10 years as a lock/flanker… loves hitting people.

Drink of Choice:

Budweiser… Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regularly, and Vodka lots of vodka

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

Monster truck and Warhammer, it will be like high octane polo with a body fluid splash zone

Interesting Facts:

Never heard the word “No”

Doesn’t own underwear

Has never been arrested in the US

JARRETT

Marketing - Acquisition Wizard

Jarrett is an Air Force Veteran from Akron, Oh and has been working in marketing for over 8 years. He moved from San Diego to work for Alpha Outpost because the weather is great in Chicago. He is a die hard Cleveland sports fan (which is hard at times) but is loyal to his city, family, and friends. You may hear him use the term “crushin life” on a usual basis because that’s what he does, he CRUSHES LIFE. He is also a pretty good bowler, has a 120 average.

Drink of Choice:

Anything a woman would probably order at the bar.

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

Tame a rhino, ride on it and just ram zombie bastards.

Interesting Facts:

Was a NCAA division 1 mascot for one half of a women’s basketball game.

Was relieved after halftime due to intoxication.

NATE

Operations - Logistics

Former US Navy Aviation Electronics Technician on F-18 Super hornets. Attended the University of Louisville where he studied Mathematics and Education. He’s been an unwavering Cleveland Cavaliers fan since birth and will not hesitate to burn a jersey if a certain someone leaves The Land again. God, family, friends and life experiences are what make this guy the man he is. He is also a talented writer/rapper that can freestyle with the best of them (any challenges will be accepted).

Drink of Choice:

Bourbon and beer.

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

Interesting Facts:

Was an NCAA practice player for the University of Louisville’s Women’s basketball team.

Taught 8th grade Mathematics prior to working at AO.

Married his high school sweetheart.

NICK

Operations - Fulfillment Manager

Future Air Force pilot. Spent way to much on a college education at a school nobody has heard of. You can find him in the warehouse by himself…detached from the rest of the company…

Drink of Choice:

What’s the cheapest beer you got?

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

Does an A-10 count? If not can I just strap the gun to the back of a pickup?

Interesting Facts:

Times Magazine Person of the Year in 2006

The youngest guy in the company

CARSON

Operations - Fulfillment Team Lead

Went to school for aviation tech at SIU Carbondale, been playing rugby for 10 years as your one and only fly half. Woman tremble with joy when they first meet him. The only crayons he uses are RED, WHITE AND BLUE… MERICA.

Drink of Choice:

Scotchy schotchy schot and one got some scotch

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

Motorcycle and a lance….. Zombie kabobs anyone????

Interesting Facts:

Two time collegiate national championship qualifier

Lost virginity at 8 years old

Has a very friendly uncle (see previous interesting fact)

TIMARION

Operations - Fulfillment Team Member

In 1989, on the westside of Chicago, a star was born. About 5 minutes later in an alley way, his mom gave birth to his “black ass” (*employees write their own bios*). He served aboard the USS Carl Vinson after joining the Navy at 17. He has 3 beautiful kids and a lovely wife. When not working at Alpha or cutting hair you can find him serving free ass whooping’s in NBA2K online. Go Bulls

Drink of Choice:

Prescription Cough Syrup

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

Flaming Piss

Interesting Facts:

Was once shot in the butt cheek at a stripper party for talking shit. No Joke

ABBY

Customer Service - Manager

Born and raised in southeast Tennessee. Obtained a B.S in pre-vet and went on to x-ray school and graduated to become a stay at home mom with a recent opportunity to work with her husband in building a dream to form Alpha Outpost. She’s sarcastic which is often misunderstood, which is fine, whatever, she’s laughs at her own jokes, because they’re funny.

Drink of Choice:

Sweet Tea..just kidding, but seriously..I’ll just take a sweet tea. Thanks.

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

Extreme speed and flame thrower

Interesting Facts:

Dreams about zombies and/or dinosaurs at least once a night. She can survive pretty much anything.

Keeps a sword beside the bed in case anyone attacks while her husband is away on business

Played D2 soccer and lacrosse every year of her college life while working at least 1 or 2 jobs at the same time.

JOSH

Customer Service - Team Member

US Army veteran. Loyal to friends and family. If you hurt anyone one he know, he will come after you. Misses his brothers at Fort Carson (you know who you are). And ‘m a blast to be around.

Drink of Choice:

Dragon’s Milk- Bourbon barrel Stout

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

My Beard

Interesting Facts:

Best looking beard in the world

Danced with wolves

I’m a damn monster GRRRR

SHERYCE

Customer Service - Team Member

Received an academic scholarship for psychology at Notre Dame by the time 10th grade rolled around and is currently pursuing a marketing degree at an online school. Has maintained the most hated MOS in the Army for going on 8 years now. A “hardened” girly girl that can run with the boys and has no problem kicking your ass just to prove small girls really are that special kind of crazy.

Drink of Choice:

Captain & Pepsi. Not Coke, this is America, we have choices.

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

A box of puppies. Because who could resist? If that doesn’t work-flamethrower.

Interesting Facts:

Played tennis for 22 years and was offered to go to France to train for Wimbledon (that means I’m good!), Has 4 kids but refuses to trade in truck for a minivan. Has extensive collection of knives, most are even legal! Country at heart but born in the city. I even line dance!

BEN

Office Dog / Spirit Builder

As the malcontent of the office, Ben enjoys scorning anyone who refuses to rub his nether regions.

Drink of Choice:

Perrier or San Pellegrino

Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:

Do you remember seeing any pet dogs in ‘The Walking Dead’?

Neither does he.

Interesting Facts:

Has one of the more complex palates in the world.

Has been known to eat bowls full of M&M’s one day and fresh feces the next.

Once consumed an entire container of unopened creatine.